I feel kind of awkward dictating rules to people like some kind of, um, dictator. But I do feel there is a need for some new guidelines. Lets do this!

1- No talking about “reality” television. American Idol is not something to be discussed. It is to be viewed in the secrecy of your home. If you feel the need to talk about it, I’m sure there are competent medical professionals who can help you with your problem.

2- Quoting the latest hollywood blockbuster needs to stop. I thought of this as only a minor annoyance until 2006. That just happened to be the year Borat premiered. Was the film unique” Yes. Was the film humorous? Somewhat. Was the film worth quoting hundreds of times in a weeks worth of conversation? Not quite.

3- Well this is unexpected. I’ve run out of things to say. Uh, the season premiere of 24 was pretty cool. I have nothing else to say so here is a picture of Kermit the Frog as a CTU agent. I’m pretty proud of it.

Very Nice!(ugh, that was painful to type)

Happy holidays everyone! I hope you remember the reason for the season…money. On a completely unrelated note I have finally to caved in and decided to use one of Coach’s topic ideas(which by the way, have been pretty pitiful)

Lets talk about fears. Everybody has them. Some are rational, like fear of clowns, and other are completely illogical, like fear of foreigners. Like most people I am afraid of spiders. I’m okay with them when they stick to the woods and countryside, but when they come into my fortress of solitude I simply cannot take it. They way they can stealth around unnoticed is more frightful than any clown. Did you know the average person swallows enough spiders in their sleep to fill 37 olympic sized swimming pools? That my friend is the epitome of terror. Heck, spiders are just creepy to look at(what creature needs that many eyes?).

Happy Nightmares!

Let me ask you something. Why are you reading this? What kind of mind numbing boredom could drive you to a teenager’s blog, especially mine? Since you’ve already made the mistake of journeying here, I suppose I have to entertain you.

The argument between geeks and nerds has been done to death by the other HTVer’s, but I’m going to see if I can dig it up and find a pulse.

The New Oxford Dictionary defines geeks and nerds as follows…

geek |gēk|
noun informal
an unfashionable or socially inept person.

nerd |nərd|
noun informal
a foolish or contemptible person who lacks social skills or is boringly studious

That’s strange isn’t it? Neither definition says anything about comic books, computers, or pocket protectors. Maybe all these years we’ve been using the wrong words to define these people. I guess I’ll have to make a new one. How about Gerd, or Neek? No good huh, well that’s all I’ve got.

Maybe the difference between geeks and nerds is a question that will never be answered, like what’s in a lava lamp or why people rebuild hurricane destroyed homes in the exact same spot. This is just one kid’s thoughts. Don’t like ‘em? Too bad.